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But first we have to go through a list of people who would be at the top of our list. -You leave the office to go to a nearby convenience store to buy a soda, only to be interrupted by a woman who asks you about your life. You say No, tell me about your life. I like to hear about the things that are actually important to me, because I dont enjoy a lot of the trivial nonsense that makes up most of what youre told. Tell me fun stories, not about the people you meet here. You try to tell the woman your life story, but she doesnt seem very interested. Then she looks back up at you, and her eyes are full of pain. She starts to go over toward a vending machine, when you grab her shoulder. Please dont let her get a chance to get up to do that again. Im just trying to tell you my life story. No, I can tell you anything you want, you say. Everything I know, and anything Im going to know, I know because its important to me. My life, you say, started, as I mentioned, with me and my older brother, Aaron. We had a father and a mother, but it was a dysfunctional family and they were both murderers. Aaron died in a car wreck when he was still five years old. I was the only survivor, because the other passengers decided it was a good idea to run back inside the house after Aaron died. A few days later, my mother remarried. The marriage was a horrible one, and I ended up getting remarried when I was fifteen. But even after she remarried, she barely mentioned my brothers death, and if it had been up to her, Id be alone. So I had my brothers mother for a sister, and that made me sad. I was always more close to my mother than I was to my other older brother, Robert, who died when I was eight. Anyway, Roberts last name was never mentioned, and it was never mentioned that I was his younger brother. I guess I was lucky I had a younger sibling to make me feel normal. It wasnt until I was about nineteen that I learned that the three men who killed my brother were actually the sons of two of my brothers murderers.

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