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Pubdate-,Facts 09; 49; August 2012You dont know what the hell youve landed yourself in here. You need to figure out what to do and who to do it with before its too late. You decide to turn the radio down and try to get lost for a while. You keep your headlamp on just so youll have a little bit more of an idea of your surroundings to make your way out of this place. After sitting here for a few minutes in complete darkness, you figure that this is a good time to try to make a move on the female bartender, even if shes probably busy. Youre not sure of what the odds of her even noticing you here in this town, but you figure you may as well give it a shot. Um Ill have a Diet Coke please, you say politely and then attempt to stand up. You manage to get up with a lot more effort than you thought you would, and you cant help but notice how small your legs look in these jeans. The bartender is staring right at you as if to make sure youre telling the truth. Ill have a Diet Coke please, you say again, this time with a hint of desperation in your voice. Maam, Im sorry, but that wont be necessary, the bartender says. But I just asked for a Diet Coke, you say. Sorry, Maam, but our store policy states that any intoxicated patron who is found to be drinking our soda will no longer be allowed into this store, the bartender says. You cant imagine a world in which people can just decide what you can and cant do. Youve been working in a world run on a completely different set of rules since the moment you stepped foot into this town. Youre a bit surprised by how you feel about this situation. Maam, please, could you excuse me.

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