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Celebrity Moms Who Had Babies After 40. To meMhey wait, did you say you found this. Me: You mean you actually read all my bullshit. The more we read, the less retarded we seem to be. Me: Wait, you all read this shit, so you must be smarter than me. Celebrity: Heh, yeah I probably am a little bit. Me: You mean because Im supposed to be some dumb joke. Celebrity: Maybe, but I think youre a little bit smarter than that. Im just saying your intelligence could be greater than mine or at least equal with it. Me: Oh come on, Im fucking joking right. Celebrity: Well youre not going to be a fucking retard if you arent, but if you ARE, well then you seem to have a knack for it. I think Im fucking smarter than you. Celebrity: Hm, well youre probably right about that, but I guess in any case, let me just go and brush my teeth. Me: You ready to brush your teeth. Me, Sigh, : Alright then, Ill go get one of those plastic cups. You go to the bathroom and rinse your mouth out, then as you do so you notice that everyones eyes seem to linger on you a bit longer than usual. You dont pay too much attention to this, but you can sense another person watching you. As youre exiting the bathroom and heading to the living room, you see David who is still chatting with a black guy. David: Oh hi, um do you know what time it is. You: No, what do you mean, am I late. David: You werent quite as late as everyone is saying. I was sitting in the living room talking to this guy and he wasnt really paying attention, but he kept turning his head back to stare at me. David: Well it would appear your eyes were better than.

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