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This month can be a little tricky because the cow is usually depicted as either a cowgirl or a bovine, but thats a whole other blog. For now, just know that cow imagery is everywhere. Now, about those cows, they are always depicted as some sort of female because, well, thats just the way were used to seeing them. Its actually kind of sad, considering that there are so many female animals in the animal kingdom that have a more interesting sex life. As for the rest of the animals in our world, we can only guess that they have a sex life that is more enjoyable than the boring one we humans have. Well, maybe we do have something going for us. So, about cows and their sexuality, there are a lot of different theories in the world about it. I think the most common one is that cows are actually having an affair, and they would be fucking a lot of other cows, but Im not sure if that one is all that popular among the people who believe cows are just cowfuckers. Another one is that cows are just naturally aggressive and dont care about having a relationship with you. Im sure there are many more possible theories, but those are the two most popular. The others, which are probably not all that popular, are that cows have a lot of love or that cows have more than just love. The most popular theory, though, is that cows are actually bisexual. In my experience speaking with people, this is the most believable, if not the most entertaining one. The second most popular theory is that cows are both bisexual AND that they actually like men. In other words, the cow may like to fuck cows and cows may like to fuck each other, or, at least, they may both like to fuck a certain gender but then will also like other gender as well. I would like to believe that cows are all those things, but I know in my heart that they arent those things. So far all I have is the fact that I once fucked a cow. In any case, I think its pretty cool that cows are bisexual. It seems like they have the best of all worlds, you gotta love a creature that has both intelligence and beauty. Thats something no one else on earth could provide you. Now, we know that cows can also turn into something called a truer form, and I believe that means they can be both male and female and they can even be more than one gender. So, if I find out that cows can be both bisexual AND they can fuck other cows, that would be pretty cool. Thatd be like me being both a man and a cow. Cows are smart as fuck and if they are bisexual, they are just going.
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